http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=local-man-dies-after-falling-into-industrial-meat-grinder-at-processing-plant- Clackamas County, Oregon – (satireworld.com) A man has died at an Oregon meat packaging plant after falling into an industrial meat grinder. Rescue efforts were attempted. According to company officials in a carefully worded statement issues to the press, ‘only the man’s shoes were left unharmed and were returned to the next of kin.’ Tue, 22 Dec 2015 13:51:49 UTC en