http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=local-introvert-mistaken-for-asshole- Area anti-socialite, Phil Koff, was wandering down the aisle of his local grocery store–minding his own quiet business–when he spotted a first-time acquaintance, Cher Tumuch, approaching ominously from the other direction. Wed, 28 Jun 2017 04:09:40 UTC en