http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=lance-armstrong-becomes-russian-citizen-will-compete-at-olympics Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has formally renounced his American nationality and become a Russian citizen, having become disillusioned with the US stance on yellow wristbands. He now intends to compete for Russia in a number of different disciplines at the Rio Olympics in 2016, such as cycling, rowing, discus, hammer throwing, 100 metres and synchronised swimming. Thu, 12 Nov 2015 20:36:11 UTC en