http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=l-a-hole-releasing-desperately-needed-methane-vitamins-into-earths-atmosphere LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Sempra Energy declared the uncontrolled, gargantuan natural gas leak at its Aliso Canyon Oil Field was actually releasing desperately needed methane into Earth's atmosphere. The parent corporation of Southern California Gas Company (SoCal) asserted methane was "like vitamins for the atmosphere," and that over 2 million tons of vitamins had been dispatched since the leak started on October 23rd, 2015. Sat, 30 Jan 2016 21:00:13 UTC en