http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=kleenex-to-release-special-facial-product-for-democrats-%E2%80%9Cpity-me-tissues%E2%80%9D Scotch Plains, NY – (satireworld.com) Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda. Called “Pity Me Tissues,” the new product is expected to be available by late January (the second anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration). Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:41:19 UTC en