http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=kim-davis-supporters-wish-founding-father-jesus-christ-was-president-again GRAYSON, KENTUCKY (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, hundreds rallied outside of the Carter County Detention Center where Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis had been held since Thursday for contempt of court for refusing to issue a marriage license to any same-sex couple. Supporters prayed for Davis, pledged thousands of dollars to her, and were in unanimous agreement that "freedom of religion would not be under attack" if "Jesus Christ was president again." Sun, 06 Sep 2015 21:02:23 UTC en