http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=johnny-manziel-purchases-super-bowl-ad-time-to-kickoff-job-search "I’ve got mad skills. I can jump and run and throw. I can also drink lots and lots of alcohol and still make a woman be quiet or put her in her place. References available upon request.” Sat, 06 Feb 2016 19:38:30 UTC en