http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=jeb-admits-he-didnt-know-definition-of-safe-until-today WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and former Governor of Florida Jeb Bush confessed he didn't actually know what the word "safe" meant until today. The revealing admission followed Jeb's incessant statements asserting his brother - former President George W. Bush - "kept us safe" despite nearly 3,000 Americans being killed in the terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001. Sun, 18 Oct 2015 19:46:20 UTC en