http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=jammy-bastards-in-cumbria-have-perfect-excuse-to-avoid-christmas After flooding wrecked some houses in parts of Cumbria for a second or even a third time this month, local residents have been asked to spare a thought for others. Most of those in the merely soggy parts of Britain are facing up to a nightmarish Christmas Day in the hearts of their families. Fri, 25 Dec 2015 23:20:53 UTC en