http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=how-to-avoid-the-madding-crowds-during-the-pope%E2%80%99s-trip-to-the-u-s- Pay a visit to your local Planned Parenthood for a new prescription for birth control pills. While you’re there, have the abortion you’ve been putting off. Have protected sex with multiple partners of different religions, races, and genders. Stay home and masturbate. Sat, 19 Sep 2015 18:13:41 UTC en