http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=house-of-lords-offered-free-bacon-sandwiches We will also be looking at repealing the Lords smoking ban, offering free alcohol between nine a.m. and midnight, removing the need for Lords to wear seatbelts and upping the speed limits their official cars can legally reach. It's the least we can do.' Wed, 28 Oct 2015 18:47:57 UTC en