http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=hoobacanoes-com-trump-officially-defines-life-as-beginning-at-pussy-grab WASHINGTON - BREAKING: President Trump's Health Department is preparing to release an official document defining life as “beginning at pussy grab” — a move that could signal incoming actions against abortion, contraception, and not getting sexually assaulted by presidents and creeps. Thu, 12 Oct 2017 22:12:46 UTC en