HumorFeed - Hillary Promises to Give Bernie His Positions Back After Primary | The Nil Admirari http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=hillary-promises-to-give-bernie-his-positions-back-after-primary-%7C-the-nil-admirari WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Democratic presidential frontrunner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton promised her rival U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont he could have all of his progressive political positions back after she won the primary. Clinton confessed she considered her theft of Bernie's policy stances a politically expedient short-term loan. Wed, 16 Mar 2016 19:32:12 UTC en