http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=hillary-clinton-becomes-first-cyborg-to-win-nomination-of-major-party-%E2%80%93-the-barbed-wire NEW YORK (The Barbed Wire) - The mainstream media nearly had a collective orgasm as Hillary Clinton became the first robot to win the nomination of one of the two main parties in American politics. Clinton, a first generation cyborg, will represent the soulless Democratic Party in the November election, unless the FBI pulls the plug on her before then. Thu, 09 Jun 2016 02:07:56 UTC en