http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=guest-column-%E2%80%9Cbeing-a-u-s-senator-completely-fulfills-me-in-every-way-imaginable%E2%80%9D-%E2%80%94-john-kennedy It took two party affiliations and three campaigns against three different opponents, but I finally made it. I am, at long last, a United States senator, and boy, does it feel dreamy. Fri, 10 Feb 2017 02:12:11 UTC en