http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=gop-to-boost-infrastructure-budget-except-on-things-obama-uses WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Congressional Republicans announced this morning they intended to increase infrastructure funding and would more than quadruple the current expenditure by the end of the month. Republicans stated the only things to be exempt from the new funding will be any infrastructure Obama uses regularly, may use in the future, or may benefit from in any way. Wed, 08 Jul 2015 18:43:12 UTC en