http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=god-claims-responsibility-for-derailment-of-train-carrying-gop-congress-members-calling-it-%E2%80%9Ca-metaphor%E2%80%9D Crozet, VA—God has claimed responsibility for the derailment of a train carrying a number of republican congressman outside of the small town of Crozet, Virginia earlier today. God stated the attack was a response to last night’s State Of The Union address. His or Her Holiness told the U.S. press today, “Do not follow this… Thu, 01 Feb 2018 22:04:00 UTC en