http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ghosts-of-christmas-past-present-and-future-to-visit-osborne-for-talks A spokesman for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future today announced that they would be seeking talks with the Chancellor to help him see the follies of his austerity policy. He has been previously visited by other Dickensian characters, but reacted by cutting the art subsidy to Vincent Crummles, removing the Artful Dodger's Jobseeker's Allowance and cancelling Daniel Quilp's disability benefit. Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:50:35 UTC en