HumorFeed - George Osborne recommends cutting sugar with cocaine after sugar tax is introduced http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=george-osborne-recommends-cutting-sugar-with-cocaine-after-sugar-tax-is-introduced ‘I am aware that this sugar tax will hit the poorest the hardest but I have come up with a fabulous workaround for all concerned. Simply cut your sugar with cocaine and you’ll find that you actually lose weight. By George, I’ve done it again!’ exclaimed Osborne at a press meeting. Tue, 31 May 2016 14:59:22 UTC en