http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=gay-chinese-couple-die-while-attempting-%E2%80%98time-travel%E2%80%99-experiment Chow Mein City,China (SatireWorld.com) Two homosexual factory workers in southern China have committed suicide in an attempt to travel back in time. The young men decided to end their lives after one of them lost a remote control to a door and feared the consequences, China Daily reports. Xiao Hua told his lover and fellow rubber duck assembly worker, Xiao Mei, that he was worried about coming clean to his parents about misplacing the door opener again. Tue, 28 Nov 2017 06:26:18 UTC en