http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ftc-to-regulate%E2%80%A6%E2%80%99shake-it-more-than-once-and-it%E2%80%99s-playing-with-it%E2%80%99-law- Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Shaking your manly drain tube could literally become a crime under newly proposed federal legislation, which would give the Federal Trade Commission power to regulate post urination penis shaking at public urinals. Sat, 19 Mar 2016 20:25:18 UTC en