http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=freak-green-screen-accident-leaves-weatherman-disfigured PORTLAND, OR — Tragedy struck last night as thousands of viewers watched live, when a freak accident left local TV news weatherman Alphonso Matte severely disfigured. An as-yet-undetermined malfunction with the station’s green screen technology, used to create the illusion that a weatherperson is standing in front of an animated display, is believed to be responsible. Tue, 03 Nov 2015 16:36:41 UTC en