http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=far-right-asserts-scalia-murdered-by-brainwashed-bald-eagle WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, far-right radio personalities claimed the death of Justice Antonin Scalia was part of an elaborate plan concocted by the White House to appoint a liberal replacement to the Supreme Court. The notable far-right rabble rousers asserted Scalia was assassinated by a government-brainwashed bald eagle, which stealthily entered Scalia's room, suffocated him with his own pillow, and hastily flew back outside to freedom. Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:19:25 UTC en