http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=every-country-on-earth-vows-to-deport-brits-who-don%E2%80%99t-learn-a-language The Foreign Office is said to be in disarray at the prospect of around five million people arriving back in the UK within the next twelve months, as a result of new UN regulations. Offshore millionaires and home-grown welfare migrants alike are set to flood our shores; with their inability to order anything off a menu unless 'it starts with a number'. Wed, 20 Jan 2016 20:58:48 UTC en