http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=emergency-room-admissions-to-soar-on-trump%E2%80%99s-fema-text-alert-trial- New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Thursday’s debut of the Presidential Alert of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System hit a bum note today with proctologists warning of ‘potentially dire consequences’ as telecoms providers promised to crank up cell phone tones and vibration functions ahead of the anticipated trial. Tue, 18 Sep 2018 04:29:24 UTC en