http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=egyptian-jobs-program-funded-by-un-includes-new-pyramid-construction- Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com) Egyptian authorities have begun the process of building the fourth Pyramid of Giza in order to alleviate the severe unemployment problem that has plagued the country since 5,000 BC. Labor sources have related that up to 4 million laborers will be needed to haul cut stone from the ancient quarry located 30 miles from the building site in time to celebrate the new constitution and subsequent free elections. Tue, 14 Nov 2017 16:49:52 UTC en