http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=earliest-known-footprints-suggest-early-humans-were-%E2%80%9Cdrunk-as-shit%E2%80%9D Ethiopian Pour-Over—Dr. Sterling Hogbein, of the Hogbein Institute and Lube, has posited a new and controversial theory of human bipedal development. Dr. Hogbein explains, “Early man had either some piss poor balance or a high blood alcohol content. My research supports the latter. Essentially man was forced to walk great distances in the early Pleistocene, because the pubs of the time… Tue, 20 Dec 2016 19:54:10 UTC en