http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=drunk-teenager-falls-into-seal-den-17-cuddly-seals-gunned-down-by-zoo-keeper-extremists Cleveland, OH—High school sophomore, Josh Milgram, drank three Mad Dog 20/20s during a class field trip and decided he wanted to walk along the railing at the Cleveland Zoo’s seal enclosure. Within a few yards he fell face first onto some rocks, directly amongst a family of ravenous seals. Mr. Milgram brandished his corn dog and began making… Mon, 20 Jun 2016 23:14:25 UTC en