HumorFeed - Disorientated John Kerry held for mental evaluation after docking yacht in Nantucket drunk and nude http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=disorientated-john-kerry-held-for-mental-evaluation-after-docking-yacht-in-nantucket-drunk-and-nude Nantuckett, MA – (satireworld.com) The Secretary of State, appearing dazed and confused after his fiasco in attempting to add the Nobel prize to the long list of bogus awards, was forcible restrained after he plowed his $7m ,76′ custom sloop into the dock while flying his mast at half staff! Tue, 09 Feb 2016 20:36:44 UTC en