HumorFeed - Dinner for Two at the White House — But Who Ordered the Smoking Gun? The Trump/Comey White House transcript revealed! I just happened to get my hands on the awkward, yet much sought after Trump/Comey White House Dinner transcript and neither one remembers who invited who or who ordered the smoking gun. DONALD TRUMP: So how’s the wife? JAMES COMEY: Good. TRUMP: How are those Petunia’s comin’ this year? Wed, 31 May 2017 00:24:30 UTC en