http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=dick-cheney-to-travel-to-iran-shoot-ayatollah-khamenei-in-face WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, former Vice President Dick Cheney voiced his considerable displeasure with the nuclear agreement reached between the Obama administration and Iran. Cheney also announced his intention to travel to Iran and shoot Ayatollah Ali Khamenei - Supreme Leader of Iran - in the face with birdshot. Wed, 15 Jul 2015 20:16:36 UTC en