http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=dept-of-reality-demands-plan-to-avoid-power-vacuum-prior-to-wars-against-isis-syria-iran "The Department of Reality wants a plan that clearly shows how the Middle East is not completely destabilized by the reintroduction of large numbers of American ground forces. We know both ISIS and Syrian President Assad will be targeted, and also believe Iran will be next," stated Secretary of Reality Horace Green. Wed, 02 Dec 2015 03:18:57 UTC en