http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=democrats-call-for-ban-of-assault-lettuce- Emora, NM – (satireworld.com) Key leaders in the Democratic Party are calling for the ban of Romaine Lettuce (now called assault lettuce). According to figures from the CDC (Center for Disease Control), there have now been more than 150 reported cases of food borne illness reported in over 30 states due to Assault Lettuce. There have already been deaths. Sun, 13 May 2018 16:17:37 UTC en