http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=dallas-cowboys-select-pippa-middleton-in-nfl-draft-to-be-on-cheerleading-squad- Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* chose Miss Middleton based on her “other talents” to be a member of their famous cheerleading squad. Sat, 06 Feb 2016 02:44:05 UTC en