http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=conservative-uncle-gives-himself-immunity-from-providing-evidence EAST PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND (The Nil Admirari) - Today, conservative Uncle Dick Goop gave himself immunity from having to provide evidence in support of his political arguments while he attended a Christmas dinner at his mother-in-law's house. Goop, a resident of neighboring Massachusetts, refused to grant such immunity to any of his progressive family members, whom he hounded mercilessly to provide evidence for everything they said. Sat, 26 Dec 2015 04:34:02 UTC en