http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=conjugal-forecasting-or-if-marital-events-were-reported-like-the-stock-market Wouldn’t it be nice if marital life could be summarized as neatly as financial news? It’s always amused me that financial reporters write as if all economic behavior can be reduced to a haiku-length recitation of cause and effect. Wed, 09 Sep 2015 19:48:45 UTC en