http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=chris-christie-says-every-illegal-immigrant-will-be-fitted-with-gps-shock-collar-sent-to-mexico LACONIA, NEW HAMPSHIRE (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, Republican presidential candidate and Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie announced he wanted to fit a permanent shock collar equipped with a Global Positioning System (GPS) on all illegal immigrants that entered the United States. Christie explained every illegal immigrant would be fitted with a collar and dropped off in Mexico approximately two miles away from the US-Mexico border where the collar would be activated and programmed to shock an illegal immigrant if he or she came within one mile of the United States. Sun, 30 Aug 2015 21:49:30 UTC en