http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=china-announces-indefinite-stock-market-vacation-while-wall-street-promotes-inflated-stocks BEIJING, CHINA & NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, China announced its stock market would be going on a vacation and the Ministry of Finance would be releasing "highly accurate" stock numbers. Wall Street praised the announcement and continued to encourage Americans to purchase highly inflated stocks before everyone ran out of tricks to hide the symptoms of another looming global economic crisis. Tue, 25 Aug 2015 21:35:04 UTC en