http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=carson-wouldnt-just-stand-there-if-nuclear-warhead-dropped-on-him WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson announced he "wouldn't just stand there" if a nuclear warhead was dropped on him. Carson stated he "didn't care" whether the nuclear warhead "came from Russia or Ethiopa or wherever," because he "would stop it" and not allow himself "to become a victim like all those unarmed Americans who have died in America's plague of mass shootings." Mon, 12 Oct 2015 00:53:44 UTC en