http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=bush-administration-hurricane-machine-controls-found-in-white-house-basement- Washington DC- (satireworld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama had the White House basement cleaned to remove all the Bovine Excrement generated for the president by White House Press Secretaries Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest. She needed a cool dry place to store all her turnips for this year’s school lunch program. Wed, 13 Apr 2016 17:26:19 UTC en