HumorFeed - Bum's Rush | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=bums-rush-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour Fears that post-Brexit toilet paper shortages could lead to civil unrest. Government prepares plans for rationing (two sheets per dump) and martial law, while citizens explore potentially hazardous alternatives including newspaper and scouring pads. Wed, 27 Feb 2019 23:31:48 UTC en