http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=breaking-scott-walker-ends-candidacy-to-destroy-americas-economy WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This evening, Republican presidential candidate and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker announced he was ending his candidacy to destroy America's economy by means of trickle-down economics. A somber Walker asserted he had reached his decision "due to a complete lack of interest in me nationally. Heck, even the Koch brothers aren't returning my calls anymore, and I purposely destroyed Wisconsin's economy for them." Tue, 22 Sep 2015 02:21:11 UTC en