HumorFeed - Botanist Discovers Trump’s Hair A Form Of Aquatic Chia-Pet http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=botanist-discovers-trump%E2%80%99s-hair-a-form-of-aquatic-chia-pet Newark, NJ—Botanist Dr. Sterling Hogbein, of the Hogbein Institute & Grill, has announced his discovery today regarding the origins of presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump’s hair. Dr. Hogbein believes the hair follicles are actually a form of aquatic plant life in the anemone family. Dr. Hogbein explains, “I have strong evidence that Mr. Trump’s hair is in fact a… Wed, 13 Jul 2016 04:46:53 UTC en