http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=boris-johnson%E2%80%99s-hair-bids-to-be-taken-more-seriously In a surprise move, Boris Johnson’s hair has declared itself a sentient being capable of feeling shame and therefore will be dissolving their semi-successful double act at the end of panto season. In fact, the hair, now revealed as Darren Wallis, told reporters that it wishes to be taken more seriously in future. Mr Wallis... Sat, 25 Nov 2017 18:46:31 UTC en