http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ben-carson-loses-pants-while-hunting-unicorn-in-kitchen BALTIMORE, MARYLAND (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the struggling Republican presidential campaign of neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson announced the candidate would not be available to the press for the entire day. The press was waiting for planned remarks from Dr. Carson when reporters were told he had lost his pants while hunting a unicorn in his kitchen. Wed, 30 Dec 2015 02:35:15 UTC en