http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ben-carson-compares-lunch-salad-to-slavery DES MOINES, IOWA (The Nil Admirari) - Around noon today, Republican presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson compared his lunch salad to slavery. The midday meal complaint followed Carson's increasingly common pattern of comparing things he disliked to slavery. Tue, 27 Oct 2015 21:37:25 UTC en