http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=ben-carson-area-51-stores-my-original-brain-sasquatches WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson announced the real purpose of Area 51 was to house his original brain, and a colony of Sasquatches. Carson's statement followed his declaration earlier in the week he still believed the true purpose of the pyramids in Egypt was to store grain. Fri, 06 Nov 2015 20:52:56 UTC en