http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=attitude-adjustment-for-former-white-house-residents Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama met in the Oval Office with a representative from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), a Mr. A Hamilton. The OPM representative introduced himself as the Attitude Adjustment Advisor (AAA) for the US government. When a federal employee leaves his current duty station a set of mandated AAA procedures must be followed prior to termination of employment. In your case Mr. President January 20, 2017 at 12:00 PM is your last day on the job. Sun, 21 Feb 2016 14:51:02 UTC en