http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=americans-excited-for-isis-war-at-expense-of-own-standard-of-living WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the results of a TNA study were released and showed over 67% of Americans were eager for a new ground war in the Middle East, which will initially target the Islamic State (ISIS) before putting Iran in its sights. The hawkish Americans asserted there should always be money for war, and American citizens should have to pay the price of funding the overseas empire with cuts to social safety net programs, education, infrastructure, and healthcare, among many other things. Sun, 27 Dec 2015 22:07:12 UTC en