http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=all-yorkshire-steelworkers-to-be-retrained-as-sporting-legends The Government has realised that our greatest sporting triumphs can only be achieved by Yorkshiremen and women - such as Danny Willett's 2016 Masters Golf victory, the 2015 Ashes winning Yorkshire County Cricket Club, and Bogsnorkelling World Record holder Haydn Pitchforth - meaning that all the unemployed are 100% guaranteed to become world class sportsmen and women. Wed, 13 Apr 2016 18:39:13 UTC en